Tuesday, July 11, 2023

The 10 Different Kinds of Penises You'll Probably (Definitely) Encounter In Life

Nobody’s penis looks exactly the same since they all have different shapes, lengths, and curves. However, when it comes to sex, it's just about finding what works for you and your partner, and communicating what feels best for you both.

So yeah, no matter the kind of downstairs situation you're working with, there's a way to have sex with all of the penises out there. Here's what you need to know about the breadth of boners out there—plus the ways to have the most pleasurable sex with all of them.

1. Bigger base with a narrow head

Description: Here's an image for ya if you need it: Think of a traffic cone. "Colloquially, I’ve heard men refer to their penises as a traffic cone penis, where it’s narrow at the head but then gets wider.

Tip: Because the penis gradually gets larger as you get toward the base, penetration might be easy at first; but the deeper they go, the more difficult it can get. "With time and ease, you will be able to stretch some to fit around their penis. You'll definitely want to use a lot of lubricants to allow for deeper thrusting so it’s not as uncomfortable as the penis goes in and out.

2. Narrow head with a larger base

Description: On the flip side, there are also penises that are more narrow at the base but gradually get bigger at the head.

Tip: You might have a few issues in the beginning with this type of penis, but once you ease in, things will be okay. The missionary position might be more comfortable for the partner of someone with a mushroom head penis. You will get the initial stretching of the vaginal or rectal wall, and then the tip of the penis can provide some additional stimulation once inside.

3. Thick Girth

Description: Some penises are working with a bit more girth than others. Sometimes, they may even be wider than they are long. "I know that girth can be uncomfortable, but there are also people who like girth over length when having sex with people with penises.

Tip: Expert says a little assistance from a bedroom staple can help: "It’s important when you’re having sex with someone who's girthier that you remember the lube. Because there's so much girth, there's also a lot of friction, which means you need to be careful of getting micro tears on the walls of your uterus or anus.

4. Thinner Girth

Description: Instead of having girth, there are also lots of penises that are on the slimmer side, which means they're super skinny.

Tip: It can be difficult to handle a skinny penis, but it all boils down to two things: 1. Making sure it’s fully erect; and 2. Getting that right position.

Try the spooning position where both of you lay on your sides and the penis-having partner enters your vagina from behind. "Your butt is in the way a little bit and oftentimes your legs are closed. That can give you the sensation of having some girth because you’re closing your legs around the penis, giving a full feeling.

5. Curved Upward

Description: When erect, their penis bends slightly (or majorly) up toward the ceiling. For all curved penises, it will seem pretty straight when it's just chilling—it's only when they're hard that the curve appears.

Tip: The cowgirl sex position may be your new go-to. "[Try cowgirl] if your partner has a penis that curves upward because it might reach up enough to stimulate your G-spot (which is typically located at the front wall of the vagina).

6. Curved Downward

Description: A penis with this type of curvature points toward the floor when erect, and the degree of curvature can vary.

Tip: Similar to upward curving penises, Experts recommend caution when inserting the penis. That being said, the curvature can help access all kinds of G-Spots. If engaging in anal sex, a curved downward penis can help access the G-Spot for those with prostates.

7. Curved to the Right

Description: Same as the last two, but this one curves to their right (your left).

Tip: When it comes to penises that are curved to either side, it’s all about the angles. "There aren’t any positions that are necessarily ruled out because you have a left- or right-curved penis, but it can make penetration from traditional positions a little bit tricker depending on the degree. If someone curves to either side, it might make intercourse easier and more comfortable when laying side by side.

8. Curved to the Left

Description: This one curves to the left (your right).

Tip: There’s not really much of a difference in terms of the mechanics of having sex with a left or right curvature. It’s more dependent on the degree or severity of the curvature.

9. Smaller Length and Girth

Description: To actually be considered medically small, "a penis has to be two standard deviations less than the average—meaning it’s just over three inches long when erect. A small penis can be anything that seems smaller relative to others you've seen.

Tip: To feel more of the penis when you're working with less, try the coital alignment technique (CAT): Have their pelvic bone press directly against your clit during penetration.

10. Larger Length and Girth

Description: Penises that are seven inches long or more when erect, which is about two standard deviations longer than the average of five, qualify for the eggplant (versus carrot) emoji.

Tip: Chances are, you'll never come across a penis that absolutely cannot fit inside you. When it comes to sex, it's all about lube, lube, and more lube. And no need to jump right in. Spend time on foreplay which will allow you to ease into penetration.

And a pro tip: Maybe avoid on-top positions if they feel like too much inside you.

What is The Best Penis Size To Make A Woman Reach Multiple SCREAMING Orgasms?

Wondering what the best penis size is that will make your significant other not just reach multiple orgasms, but scream orgasms as well? Well, if you take the time out of your day and read on you’ll discover what exactly makes women go absolutely insane.

Once I found out the truth about what women truly wanted, I went and naturally increased my penis size to reach the size women desired most. What happened after I naturally increased my size is something that has turned my sex life around 180 degrees for the better. I’ll also talk about that a little later as well.

But first…

Let’s go over the 3 different sizes most men have.

1. You have the under 5-inch erected class: With this size, it is going to be extremely difficult trying to bring a woman to an orgasm. In fact, it is pretty much impossible with just intercourse alone. There is going to have to be a lot of foreplay involved and you are going to have to last for quite some time to make her “maybe” reach an orgasm.

2. You have the 5-6 inch class: This is the class I was in (which was 5 1/2 inches). Men who are in this class pretty much deal with what men in the first class above are dealing with.

3. You have the average 6-6.5 inch class: If your erect size is in this class, then you should be able to make a woman reach an orgasm… provided that you can last longer during sex.

So, with those 3 classes above, you can clearly see that if you lack significant size, you are going to have to make it up somewhere else (being able to last longer during sex, being an expert in foreplay, etc.).

Now, let’s talk about what women really want.

A. What turns women on?

What will make women get aroused is a large flaccid (non-erected) hanging size and an erected penis size that is long, thick, hard, straight shaped (no banana curve), and muscular-looking (veins).

B. What size makes her orgasm?

Through countless hours of research and surveys done by several organizations, the penis size that makes women orgasm with ease is anything between 7-9 inches. Anything above that, for most women, can be painful and unpleasant.

C. What makes her reach MULTIPLE orgasms?

To get your significant other to reach MULTIPLE orgasms, it’s not just the length that’s important. You also have to have a thicker penis, a harder erection, and a bigger penis head, and you have to be able to last long during sex.

When you have ALL of those things with your manhood, that’s when you can certainly have her desiring sex quite often… to say the least!

What happened to me once I grew bigger?

When I took the appropriate steps to NATURALLY increase my size by 2 inches in 8 weeks, my sex life took a 180-degree turn for the better. I’m lasting longer during sex, my significant other is having multiple screaming orgasms, and my confidence level is through the roof.

How should I go about growing bigger?

Well, the best advice I can give is to stay natural (such as with the method I chose to do). Unnaturally trying to enlarge your size not only is ineffective, but it is also dangerous (side effects, potential diseases, deformity with your penis, and more), and can be very costly (such as with pills, expensive tools, and surgical procedures).

When you go with a natural method, you obtain ALL of those benefits I mentioned above… without side effects and your results will last for life. This is because natural methods are based on providing you with FULL enlargement… not just increasing length, thickness, firmness, etc. When you just focus on one aspect, you’ll more than likely run into problems (and SERIOUS problems at that).

It’s just like exercising your body. If you spend the majority of your time working your biceps and neglecting other areas of your body, not only will you look ridiculous, but you’ll also cause imbalances with your body… which will lead to injury, poor body functions, and more.

So, if you want to make your sex life something special, I highly recommend that you naturally increase your size to around 7-9 inches, and make sure you choose a method that also enhances other areas of your manhood as well. Doing this will certainly have your significant other reaching orgasms you and her will never forget.

Some Penile Enlargement Products

 Product

 Pros

Cons

Vacuum Constriction Devices

Can help achieve and maintain erections

Potential for bruising, discomfort, or numbness

Penis Extenders/Stretchers

Gradual length and girth improvement

Requires consistent and long-term usage

Penis Enlargement Pills

Convenient and easy to use

Limited scientific evidence

Penis Rings

Helps maintain erections

The temporary effect does not contribute to permanent enlargement

Penile Exercises/Stretching Techniques

Natural and cost-effective methods

Results can be modest and vary between individuals

Herbal Supplements

Some ingredients claimed to have aphrodisiac properties

Efficacy varies between products

Magnetic Therapy

Some products claim to increase blood flow and stimulate tissue growth

Limited scientific evidence

Penile Implants

The surgical option for permanent enlargement

Invasive procedure with potential risks and complications

Penis Creams and Lotions

Temporary enlargement and enhanced sensitivity

Results are temporary

Penis Pumps

Temporary enlargement and improved blood flow

Results are temporary

Stem Cell Penis Enlargement

The best natural option for permanent enlargement

Results are permanent