Take a look at this guy:
Recognize him?
It’s celebrity superstar Jon Hamm…
A little over a decade ago he was just another Hollywood wannabe begging for bit parts.
You might think his iconic role as Don Draper shot him to A-list fame and fortune…
But his “Hammaconda” as paparazzi have called his bulge likely played an equally big role… no pun intended ;-)
That guy looks like he could have a beluga whale somewhere in his family tree...
How about Michael Fassbender?
His rugged good looks and suave British accent might get him casting calls…
But his elephant trunk flesh warrior has taken over his spotlight.
And who can forget about Orlando Bloom?
When Legolas was caught paddling his then-girlfriend Katy Perry buck-naked…
Celebrity shutterbugs worried that his “dangling participle” might attract sharks.
So why do I mention any of this?
Well… all these celebs broke the internet, became top trends on social media, and were heaped with praise from female-centered outlets like Glamour, Cosmopolitan, and Vanity Fair…
So if you think “size doesn’t matter” and women aren’t impressed by a man that packs a little extra punch in his pantaloons…
Think again!
Women talk… they talk about S-E-X… and the buzz around a man’s bulge gets more airtime than you might think.
Now, I’m not going to tell you that you’ll become rich and famous just because you have a longer, thicker trouser python crawling down your thigh…
But I don’t think it’s hard to imagine how much better your life could get if you could hypnotize women with the sway of your powerful manhood…
If everywhere you went you caught sexy women staring at your crotch…
If girls blushed and whispered words of praise about your man tackle…
Now, you’re probably thinking that it’s a pipe dream…
...the size of your package is in your DNA and after puberty, there’s nothing you can do to improve it...right?
Wrong!
This girl’s boyfriend was able to add SIZE and GIRTH to his manhood in just 30 days...